Girl At Work: *grabs me by the arm* OMG! Your eye makeup is new, isn't it?! I LOVE it!!!
Me: Please don't skin me so you can wear me like last year's Versace.
Girl At Work: ...What?
Me: You're in my bubble. Take three steps back & do not EVER touch me again.
Girl At Work: ...
Me: & yes, it is new makeup. Now get out of my way.
I had a very grouchy day at work, hahahah.